We've all seen the market dive. Then, suddenly on Monday it rises an unheard-of amount.

ahem. Lest ye be wary of the Dead Cat Bounce...

alas... thus it falleth further southward.

And there was no rejoicing.

And henceforth the knights would no longer said Ni.

Cataclysm. Doom. Mayhem. Please sell all of your remaining stocks, and make it quick. The End is Near.